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還有一份履歷表
Resume
Date prepared: 8 March 2008(12.00 am)

Personal Particular


Name: Samy Vellu
Age: 72
Sex: Male
Race: Please see my name
Correspondence address: Kementerian Kerjaraya, Putra Jaya.( Not valid after
10 March 2008)
Contact Number: N/A
Highest Education
LCE @ Sijil Rendah Pelajaran Malaysia (SRP)

Working Experience
As work minister for 30 years
MIC leader for 30 years

Achievement:
Increase Toll fee & set up new toll
Proposal to solve Parliament building water leakage issue-(Project failed due
to technical error, not my fault)

Proposal to Solve traffic congestion in Penang bridge by introducing
Helicopter to lift the break down / accident car ( Project cancel due to
technical error, not my fault)

Won in Election (Sg. Siput) for 30 years consecutive. (Lost in 2008 election
due to technical error, not my fault)

Personal Strength:
Good interpersonal skill – Able to communicate well & respect by all level
of people.

Good problem solving skill – by denying all faults

Expected salary: Not important (As long as I get a job…)

Reference:
HINDRAF members
People of Sungai Siput




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