晚上搭CTA請搭第一節 - 芝加哥
By Suhail Hany
at 2013-06-30T06:31
at 2013-06-30T06:31
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藍線相對於其他線是比較安全的
其實也沒有,尤其是在Austin 到Western 這段之間特別危險
小弟週四晚間約12:10時準備搭藍線返回位於Forest Park的家時,因到達車站時車剛好來,又自以為是的認為來了這麼久都零失誤(其實前兩天新買的腳踏車才剛被偷,淚),便坐在第二節車廂。
車上其實還頗多人,便放心的玩著我的手機(LINE Bubble 害人不淺阿)
直到快到Cicero 時,坐在我另一側的黑人問我時間,便不疑有他的回答了12:30分,(為啥車上人都不見了?)於是他就一臉猥瑣的又叫了我一下
正當我覺得他怎麼這麼煩人然後抬頭看他的同時
「喀嚓」
左手握著一把手槍,上面用一張紅布蓋著(布上還有可愛的小花花紋唷,啾咪),右手上膛,一臉緊張的對我說
"Give me your phone and your watch"
「耶耶耶,真的輪到我了耶,是真槍還假槍阿?」我心裡白目的想著
"Can I keep my phone?" 我邊觀察他邊問他
"Do u want me shot you in the head?" 他一臉激動的問,還不時觀察外邊
"I can give you my money, but I wanna keep my phone" 我不死心的問
"How much do you have?"黑人越來越緊張的問我,也許他真的很想在Cicero 下車吧
"A hundred and more"
"Give me that"
我一邊慢慢的打開我悲劇的皮包,一邊滿腦子想是不是還有該不該等下搶走他的槍。
就在快要到站時,我慢慢的,不捨的,拿著我身上僅有的鈔票給他(為啥朋友們要剛好這時還我錢,嗚)
就在他要拿到錢的瞬間!!!
好吧,我承認我不是電影男主角,也只是個小孬孬
我只能含淚跟我的JACKSON,HAMILTON還有WASHINGTON(紙鈔上的人頭)說聲:「永別了,雖然你無法再為我服務,但為了小弟人頭著想,只能讓你們委屈在一臉猥瑣黑人的淫威下了,別了,我敬愛的總統們。」
他一拿到錢,便立刻拂袖而去,還留下一道臭味
當他一走出門,我便立刻站起來想要求援,他卻舉起槍對著我比了個坐下的手勢,我那個無奈阿,只能狠狠看著他離開。
之後我向CTA員工求援,但他們也只能消極的要我報警,並不能提供其他協助,甚至說錢也不可能拿的回來了,只是備個案吧。
因此,在這裡我要提醒大家:「坐車請搭第一節,沒事不要玩手機,裝睡或看著自己的鞋子發呆最安全,車上一發生事情立刻按警報鈴通知駕駛員,雖然用處不大,但聊勝於無。」
另外,那個黑人長的一身黑,留個大胡子,穿的也一身黑,味道很臭,最可愛的是紅色繡小花花的布唷,啾咪。黑人都長的一個樣我是怎麼分辨阿!!
我承認這篇除了告知大家小心外,還要討拍,嗚嗚!
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