Annie'sMailbox求翻譯 - 社會議題

英文課的課後作業翻譯
請問有人可以幫我翻嗎? (急)
因為上網用字典翻 整個感覺就很怪
希望有大大可以幫我翻譯一下 感恩
DEAR ANNIE: I read another letter in your column from a woman who can't seem to find a man to make her happy. I'm 61, a widow, self-sufficient with two beautiful daughters who have given me seven wonderful grandchildren. The men I have dated have been needy, self-absorbed, selfish, egotistical, stingy, lying, homicidal (he wanted to do away with an ex}, bombastic, pon-tificating jackasses. What happens to men in their 50s, 60s and 70s? Is it some sort of by-product of global warming?
I spent the last few years of my 32-year marriage trying to "fix" myself with therapy and antide-pressants, while my husband continued to drink his fifth of vodka, with no worries and no job. Finally, one day I said, "Who needs this?" and left.
Ladies, men will not make you happy, only you can do that. Life is what you make of it. If you happen to find that rare specimen who makes you happy, you won the lot-tery. I`m not bitter, just wiser.
-Peace in the 60s
Dear Peace: Not all men are like the ones you`ve dated, but we agree that no woman should believe she needs a man to be happy. Thanks for your words of experience.
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